Soy sauce more like boy sauce. Don't worry I quit comedy.

Paying rent on my trash.

ghosts are science

Why is the lord the only one who gets to work in mysterious ways?

Nevermind it's Christmas.

just standing there and talking is the job? i'll do that job then.

Keep telling yourself you like that dirty hooch.

Honestly, sometimes I'm just rambling up there.

If I want to believe in my dumb stuff I have to let you believe in your dumb stuff too.

Super timely Superbowl bit a week too late

A hot tub is the way to go

I'm a hat guy but it comes with a cost.

Hotel rooms are dirty. I know. I make them dirty.